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If you buy Chinese blue sheet in the supermarket, there are good chances to wake up as Avatar.

joke: lose weight

-How to lose weight?
-There are two ways, first- go to Rome by feet, meet the pope.
-But its too far!
-There are other way- find attractivey young women, hungry for love.
-Oh, better by feet to the Rome.

joke: wifes memory

-My wife have worst memory on the world!
-So bad?
-No, so good!

Jokes: army

Your kid is hitting other- veak kids.
-He is training to serve in Army.

joke: blackmail

If you blackmailing from your e-mail, to not to be recognized, copy and paste letters in your message from different sites

joke: used cars

-Do you know somebody who is selling car?
-I know one, after a week or two he will definitely sell his car.
-Are you some king of clairvoyant?
-No, I just know very well my car, what I sold him yesterday.

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-At last I have somebody to care about, to work for.
-Congratulations, what is her name?
-Mazda 626.

joke: whiskey and bread

In village wife comes home from local store. Wife:
-John, I forget to buy bread, would you buy some?
Wife gives 10 bucks to husband and after some time husband returns with bread and bottle of whiskey.
Husband:
-You wont believe, they didnt have change again!

joke: blondie and snake

Blonde:
-We are going to hike and doctor says if snake bites, you have to suck out immediately. I cant imagine, how it can help!

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TV interviews attractive blond girl on the street.
-What was the best day of your life?
-You know, it was not a day!

Dentist elbow joke

-Why are you crying out loud I did not even touch your teeth!
-Doctor, please, put away your elbow from my nuts!!!