In 14 blonde looks like she is 20, in 20 she tries to look like she is 14
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Q: John did you see my new pictures?
A: Those where you topless on the beach? No I did not.
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The gynecologist put a spiral to blonde.
The blonde got dressed and asked:
-Will you give me Calgon?
-Why do you need Calgon?
-Without Calgon there forms a limescale.
