Bright side of life

I want something bright in my life. Like blonde.
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I can't love blondes. I'm finishing too soon.
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Question: What should I take t op the beach to make everybody in shock?
Answer: Sledge.
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Blondes who guzzle and did not get fat are definitely witches.

Jokes about drugs

Blonde in a drugstore cant choose condom.
'Which rubber is best to buy?"  She asks to seller.
There are winter outside, take with spikes.
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Doctor: Did the drugs prescribed to you frem the megalomania, helped?
Patient: Of course, you, miserable bug!