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If you buy Chinese blue sheet in the supermarket, there are good chances to wake up as Avatar.

joke: lose weight

-How to lose weight?
-There are two ways, first- go to Rome by feet, meet the pope.
-But its too far!
-There are other way- find attractivey young women, hungry for love.
-Oh, better by feet to the Rome.

joke: wifes memory

-My wife have worst memory on the world!
-So bad?
-No, so good!