joke: whiskey and bread

In village wife comes home from local store. Wife:
-John, I forget to buy bread, would you buy some?
Wife gives 10 bucks to husband and after some time husband returns with bread and bottle of whiskey.
Husband:
-You wont believe, they didnt have change again!

joke: blondie and snake

Blonde:
-We are going to hike and doctor says if snake bites, you have to suck out immediately. I cant imagine, how it can help!

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TV interviews attractive blond girl on the street.
-What was the best day of your life?
-You know, it was not a day!

Dentist elbow joke

-Why are you crying out loud I did not even touch your teeth!
-Doctor, please, put away your elbow from my nuts!!!