Birds are getting smarter. They are no more flying were are warmth but where are more stable political situation.
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One cigarette is shortening life by 10 minutes, but sex is prolonging life by 15 minutes, so f**** for your life, smokers!
Joke husband like president
-I want my husband to be like president
-You mean- so important?
-No, I want to elect new one every four years, and if he will behaving good, I will leave him on second term.
-You mean- so important?
-No, I want to elect new one every four years, and if he will behaving good, I will leave him on second term.
Joke: archive
Programmer is calling to library.
-May I speak with Christina?
-She is in archive.
-Then unarchive her please, I need to speak with her.
-May I speak with Christina?
-She is in archive.
-Then unarchive her please, I need to speak with her.
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