Am I fool?

Wife to her husband -Do you think I'm blind and complete fool?
- Honey, well, you're not blind!

Cry baby cry

Two blondes:
- Why did you came to the party with a bandage on the eye?
- I did not have time make up second one!

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Any blonde knows To force the mouse to run away  you must scream
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  If we can not sleep - somebody is dreaming of us. Who in the world is watching second season with my participation?

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  How the world has changed after all. T
hose who formerly was known as pirates  have robbed the people. Now - those who are giving away and sharing with ordinary people.