-What is progress? -Previously, Piligrims were selling necklaces to indians, now it's opposite. ************************* 

Boy: Hi! What a cool jacket! Blonde: Can you imagine, and I have absolutely nothing underneath there! Boy: Do not worry they will grow! 

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 Husband to wife: - Honey, do me this ... well this ... - Well, my love! ... ... . . Pleased ​​husband, after this: - To hell with coffee!