Broken kitchen

Husband returns to home and see in the kitchen- everything is broken.
-Whats happened?
-Nothing special Mr. Propper fights with Mr. Muscle.

Jokes about long life

-What is the greatest success in you 98 years long life?
-I have no enemies!
- It is great, how did you do that?
- I overlived them

jokes about smart blondes

When man are thinking his left side of the brain is working.
When blonde are thinking- both sides of her brain are working and fights each other all the time.

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Blonde:
-It's hard life for smart woman.
Friend:
-What is up to you?

jokes about launch

One man walks by restaurant  see advertisment:
"You are paying nothing for your dinner. Your grandchildren will pay for your dinner."
Man happy gets in, finish his launch and get big bill.
-Whaty about your advertisment?
-Advertisment is ok, it is bill for dinner of your grandfather.

Jokes about debt

-I am asking the last time, when you return your debt?
-Thanks god, I will not hear it anymore!

joke about unreliable wife

Husband is dying:
-I am dying, did you ever was reliable wife?
Wife:
-Are you sure, you can't get up?