One ventriloquist with duck on his hand on the stage:
-Here are another anecdote about cops.
Angry cop in Hall stands up and says:
-Enough you laughing about us, cops.
ventriloquist starts to apologies. Cop:
-You shut up I am talking with duck.
Joke about crocodile in the pool
One old man have a pool and apple trees. One night he took bucket to pick apples and when he came closer he saw a few naked girls swimming in his pool. Old man frowns at them
-Go away from my pool.
They get into the water deeper and said:
-We will not get out until you go away
Old man said
-I did not coma to look at you naked, I just came to feed my crocodile.
-Go away from my pool.
They get into the water deeper and said:
-We will not get out until you go away
Old man said
-I did not coma to look at you naked, I just came to feed my crocodile.
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