Jokes about man and woman

-What is the most useful thing in the holding?
-Guilty husband!


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-Why on the world women are more than man?
-Because there are more need in cleaning up than to think.

Jokes about dying

-When he died he left all his treasure to orphanage.
-And what is this treasure?
- 12 children.

Joke about bank

-Why your bank are hiring idiots to collect money?

-They are easier to catch later.