Blonde on the road

Policeman stops a luxury car. Blonde behind the wheel:
-Miss, you've just crossed a double continuous line.
- I'm what? ..
- You've crossed a double continuous line!
- Where?
- Please, get out of the car. Look down, you can see two strips?
The blonde, looking down with horror:
- What? Two strips? Oh, my God! I'm pregnant!:

Joke about the patient who ate hamburger

Patient: Doctor, I ate hamburger with packaging foil, will I die?
Doctor: We all shall die someday.
Patient: We all- oh my God! What I have done!