Jokes: kamasutra

-What are you reading in such strange pose?
-Kamasutra.

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Students dormitories.
-Did you take Kamasutra?
-Yes
-Did you draw there something?
-Yes
-Then come unbind my girlfriend!

Joke: terrorists

Terrorists are not trying to blow White house and it is very smart. Otherwise they would be dead a long time ago.

joke: mortgage

Enter to school- new life starts. Enter to university- new life starts. Going to work- new life starts. Getting married- your new life starts. If you tired of all this- take mortgage and life suddenly ends.

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Client in the bank is studying thick mortgage agreement a long time.
Clerk is asking:
-What is it, what is confusing you?
Client:
-Here, paragraph 1685 "On the forehead of client shall be burnt mark of bank."