You don't see what your wife is doing in a house?

Blonde: This morning I realized that getting old- pancakes are get better and better.
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Blonde's logic is designed to stupefy male psyche.
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You don't see what your wife is doing in a house?
You will notice when she does not do it!

Good news and bad news

Doctor: I have good news and bad news, which one you want to know first?
Patient: Let's start with good one.
Doctor: Your illness will be called in your name...
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-What a lack of tack, I said my wife is waiting a baby and you are asking from whom?
-Oh, I am sorry, I thought you know!
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Husband is eating a spaghetti.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Honey you are asking me single day, why don't you ask, do I love spaghetti?