Doctor: I have good news and bad news, which one you want to know first?
Patient: Let's start with good one.
Doctor: Your illness will be called in your name...
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-What a lack of tack, I said my wife is waiting a baby and you are asking from whom?
-Oh, I am sorry, I thought you know!
***
Husband is eating a spaghetti.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Honey you are asking me single day, why don't you ask, do I love spaghetti?
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