joke: dumpster

Dear Mr. president!
If you can't give jobs to unemployed, can't rise pensions, please at last make dumpsters lower so it is easy to get in.

joke: wrinkles

Best against wrinkles are 6 pints of beer every day..

joke: limber

If God took away 2 more ribs from Adam, Adam became so limber so could live without women.

joke: attractiveness

Even most beautiful woman is doubting about her attractiveness but short man with crooked legs are always irresistible.


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Every girl could be beauty, just need to find proper beast.