Jokes about good, bad and smart girls

In car accident good girl cries along with you, bad - asks why are you crying, smart keeps silence
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Good girls dress accurately, bad - defiantly, smart - fast
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Good girls are sleeping in pajamas, bad - naked, smart - depends on the situation
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Good girls are true to her husband, the bad - a lover, smart - to both
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Good girls believe in pure love, the bad - believes in big love, smart - in a good sex
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Good girls have a job, bad - the sponsor, smart - owns a business

Do you know what thunder is?

Blonde: Do you know what thunder is?
Browne: No.
Blonde: It's Google making photo maps from space.
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Blonde:Do you know where light are gone at night?
Browne: No
Blonde: It's in the fridge.
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 -I thing boobs and brains are made from the same material
-Why is it so?
-So bigger boobs so smaller brains.