What I did wrong?

- I am cautious just in case I am driving with pulled "handbrake". In repair shop they say "stupid" Have I done something wrong?
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Today, catching the runaway bus driver stopped and began to wait. But I'm proud ... I ran past!

Jokes about divorcing

A guy calls his mother-in-law: - Take your daughter back. We have lived together only a month, and I can not hold anymore! Mother-in-law: - Sorry son-in-law, after 14 days, the manufacturer will not accept returns! *** - If I leave you for another man, will you feel sorry? - Feel sorry for strangers?