Who wants to be a millionaire:
Telecaster: 4 words, A:carrot, B:onion, C:cabbage, D:Lexus, remove that doesnot fit
Blonde: carrot, onion, cabbage...
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Blonde believes, that a man should guess what blonde wants, not to ask. When a man begins to follow his guesses, she does not think so anymore.
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Blonde to the doctor: I have no children.
Doctor: Is it inborn? Did your mother have children?
