Will you marry me?

Q:How is your preparation to wedding?
A: We just discuss details, I cant choose wedding dress, he dont want to marry at all
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Q: Will you marry me?
A: Oh, I dont know, it's so unexpected. I even did not finished guestlist to the wedding.
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If you are near vulcano and can't survive lava, freeze in strange position to blow mind of archeologists in next millenium.

Would you like a muscled man began to devour you with eyes?

Would you like a muscled man began to devour you with eyes, reach you with hands, and ask to show that you have under your clothes? Pretend that you have something stolen In front of store security guard.
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Q: How goes your weekend?
A: Bad she did not allow me in, she said forget that you have one, turned off my pc and dragged me to the bed.
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Another day appears a waste of makeup...
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