Policemen:
-Do you know what is the lie detector?
-Yes, I am married with one for 10 years.
joke: tattoo
- What is this tattoo on your back "00-88"
-It is not a tattoo, my wife drives into garage while I was opening gates.
-It is not a tattoo, my wife drives into garage while I was opening gates.
joke: toilet
Wife asks to husband:
-Where have you been?
- I was running to the toilet.
- But toilet is clean and did not smells.
-I was not fast enough.
-Where have you been?
- I was running to the toilet.
- But toilet is clean and did not smells.
-I was not fast enough.
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