joke: The lie detector

Policemen:
-Do you know what is the lie detector?
-Yes, I am married with one for 10 years.

joke: tattoo

- What is this tattoo on your back "00-88"
-It is not a tattoo, my wife drives into garage while I was opening gates.

joke: toilet

Wife asks to husband:
-Where have you been?
- I was running to the toilet.
- But toilet is clean and did not smells.
-I was not fast enough.