Why did your husband died?


Girl1: Why did your husband died?
Girl2: He was bitten by a mosquito ...
Girl1: Well, that is not the reason not die ...
Girl2: No, you do not understand. Mosquitoes are mortal enemies of rope walkers.

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Wife: Honey, could you vacuum room?
Husband: I am so tired, that my hands are shaking
Wife: Wonderful, in that case shake out the rug.