Husband: Why are you wearing so high heels, you cant walk.
Blonde: You told me you like tall girls.
Husband: I like smart girls too.
Blonde: Thats why I am wearing glasses.
Joke about Blonde prays
Blonde is praying to God.
-Oh, God, please make me smart I am so unhappy in my stupidity.
-Unfortunately I can't make blonde smart, but because of your belief I will make you happy.
-Oh, God, please make me smart I am so unhappy in my stupidity.
-Unfortunately I can't make blonde smart, but because of your belief I will make you happy.
PREGNANCY TEST
Husband wanted to gag his wife, draw 1 stroke on the pregnancy test.
Wife: -Honey, what means 3 strokes on pregnancy test?
Wife: -Honey, what means 3 strokes on pregnancy test?
Blonde and credit cards
Blonde: Could you imagine- our dog roasted all my credit cards.
Husband palming dog: good dog, good dog!
Husband palming dog: good dog, good dog!
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