Decisions, decisions, decisions

Nervous man come to psychologyst.
- Tell me, what is your job?
- I am sorting oranges.
- Tell me more.
- All day, down the chute
oranges are sliding , I am standing at the bottom and sort them. Big in one basket, medium in other and small in third basket.
- So why are you nervous? You have a calm work!
You dont understand, all day I have to make decisions, decisions, decisions!

Jokes about halloween

If you date on halloween, remeber
People usually chooses a mask reflecting his inner being.