Blonde in tears

Blonde cries: I cant go to wedding today!
F: Why?
B: Because wedding is tommorrow!

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Blonde: why are you telling me I am stupid, the fact you are 7 years older than me does not mean I am stupid,  when I will be 29 and you get 65 then we shall see who is stupid.

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Blonde in bed with movie director: Why dont you tell me you are animation movie director

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Blonde always have teargas in her handbag, in case she wants to cry

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