Why

Question: Why do you pick up the phone only after ten rings?
Answer:   They thinks I have a big house
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Legend told there are blonde who, opening wardrobe knows what she will wear.
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The paradox: Most blondes have genius children from stupid husband.
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Worst beast in the world is blonde on diet, trying to quit smoking during menstruation.
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Man, standing next to a pretty girl, says in mobile phone:
-Hey, I buy me shares in Google for 50 million bucks. 
Then he tries to date a blonde.
Blonde:
-No Mr. billionaire, I'm not dating with so uncivilized. You throw a paper past the trash box.