Blonde is driving past farm and in line with farmer she stops and asks:
"Why this cow has no horns?"
Farmer: "Well... cows can make a great damage with horns, therefore we saw them, sometimes we use acid, but main reason why this cow has no horns- it's a horse."
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- My female cat is depressed, could you suggest any professional help?
- Well... any male cat would be ok.
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To interrupt a talking blonde is allowed only with the words "Sale!", "I love you!", "Yes", and "Fire!"
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