Q: What to bring to the beach, so when I went on everybody would be stunned?
A: Take skiing.
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Wanna get married? Shut your eyes and hit your head with hammer 5 times and after 5 m inutes you get a call from person who loves you and recognizes in love. If not- at least you tried.
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If you don't have children there is a good way to have some fun.
Hire a nurse, tell her that the baby sleeps in another room and there is no need to wake him.
On your return home, ask where is your child.
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