What are you thinking about, honey?

She: What are you thinking about, honey?
He: About nothing!
She: Me too!
He: It's easy for you, you have no brains!
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He:Honey, what is that beautiful smell?
She: Perfume, you presented me yesterday.
He: I did not.
She: Oh you did, check your wallet!
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If you cant whitening your teeth start to attend solarium.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Blonde1 calls to Blonde 2
Blonde1: I see your boyfriend with fat ugly chick, I will take a shot in case.
Blonde2: Actually it's me...
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Waitng for performance blonde ate cake from the inside.
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He:Do you have a boyfriend?
She:Not exactly.
He: Not exactly a boy or not exaclty a friend?

How to control blonde while you are in business trip?

She: My hands are frozen.
He: What a luck, I just have full sink of dirty dishes.
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Question: How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
Answer: Leave her a puzzle of 7000 pieces, if puzzle is not compound, she was definitely hanging around.

Why didn't you shave?

Wife: Why didn't you shave, we are going to theater.
Husband: I did, .... when you started to dress.
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Manager is hitting his head against a wall. Colleague asks: What happened?
Manager: You can't understand, I have to blondes in my department

Honey, we are going after 2 hours

If guy are looking to the blondes mouth all the time, it does not mean, he is listening.
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Do you know any other methods to prepare for tests, beside prays?
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Husband: "Honey, we are going after 2 hours."
Wife: "But I just washed my hairs, they will not get dry!"
Husband: "We have a hairdryer, and scissors in worst scenario."

Is your wife stupid?

Is your wife stupid? Maybe thats why she married you?
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Blonde gets stucked onj the elevator. Man:
"Whats wrong?"
Blonde: "They said go to the third and turn right but there are only up and down buttons."