Lets get married!

Blonde: Lets get married!
Boyfriend: I don't want to marry, I want to eat!
Blonde: What a silly boy, you can eat up at the wedding.
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Operation "Clean hands"

Operation "Clean hands" : searching for man without wedding ring.
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Blonde: Why did I tell to unknown hairdresser "Surprise me!"
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Q: Is it ok backpack for 15 years old kid with Mickey Mouse?
A: In 15 years it is ok with skull of Mickey Mouse.