Life is full of misery

Life is full of misery and suffering and hatred, disappointment and betrayal until finally you find a hairdresser that was right for you!
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Joka about stupid blondes invented blondes themself.  It is so convenient what can you demand from the fool.
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The blonde in forum asks,
- Does anyone take drivers licence sixth time? What surprises lurk there?

Ride is cancelled

Husband: I am going to Hippodrome.
Wife: Ride is cancelled I already hit the snout of your filly.
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Piter: John, yesterday I took my girlfriend to "Otello"
John: "Ah it was  cultural event!"
Piter: "No, it was warning."