Blonde is walking through the desert.

Blonde is walking through the desert.
Blonde: "God, please give me some water, I am thirsty, no, stop throwing that shovels on me!"
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To have entertaining chat with blonde, all you have to do is to nod silently from time to time.
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Q: "Where is your boyfriend?
A: "He did not pass the test"
Q: "What test?"

A: "Pregnancy test."
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Blonde are sorry only for two things:
"Why I married him, why I did not married him!"
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Hunters catches crazy crocodile, he eats lipstick and things he is a bag already.
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If you buy creme for enlarging boobs, you get creme for enlarging brains for free.


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