Nobody hears me

Blonde stands in crowded bus. She is listening to the music and badly wants to fart. "When the drum bass party will go, nobody hears me!" she thinks and drums goes on and she farts very loudly and then she noticed- everebody lok at her. And then she realizes- she was wearing headphones.

what to do, when blonde throws at you a grenade?

If you cut blondes head off , she will continue do shopping for 3 days.
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Q. what to do, when blonde throws at you a grenade?
A. Pull off the ring and throw grenade back.

what for I was offended?

Q: What to do, when blonde throws grenade at you?
A: Pull the ring and throw it back.

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Blonde: That an embarrassing moment when I forgot what for I was offended ..

It's only a movie

Blonde founds video tape at home. She put it  in player  and see her husband are sleeping with 3 other girls.
-It is not a real life, it's only a movie- says blonde.
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Q: What blondes prefers pills or condoms?
A; Of course pills, they are much easier to swallow.
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Q: How blonde can take free singing lessons?
A: Their neighbors collected money.