what for I was offended?

Q: What to do, when blonde throws grenade at you?
A: Pull the ring and throw it back.

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Blonde: That an embarrassing moment when I forgot what for I was offended ..

It's only a movie

Blonde founds video tape at home. She put it  in player  and see her husband are sleeping with 3 other girls.
-It is not a real life, it's only a movie- says blonde.
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Q: What blondes prefers pills or condoms?
A; Of course pills, they are much easier to swallow.
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Q: How blonde can take free singing lessons?
A: Their neighbors collected money.