Blonde: Lets get married!
Boyfriend: I don't want to marry, I want to eat!
Blonde: What a silly boy, you can eat up at the wedding.
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Operation "Clean hands"
Operation "Clean hands" : searching for man without wedding ring.
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Blonde: Why did I tell to unknown hairdresser "Surprise me!"
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Q: Is it ok backpack for 15 years old kid with Mickey Mouse?
A: In 15 years it is ok with skull of Mickey Mouse.
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Blonde: Why did I tell to unknown hairdresser "Surprise me!"
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Q: Is it ok backpack for 15 years old kid with Mickey Mouse?
A: In 15 years it is ok with skull of Mickey Mouse.
What are you thinking about, honey?
She: What are you thinking about, honey?
He: About nothing!
She: Me too!
He: It's easy for you, you have no brains!
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He:Honey, what is that beautiful smell?
She: Perfume, you presented me yesterday.
He: I did not.
She: Oh you did, check your wallet!
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If you cant whitening your teeth start to attend solarium.
He: About nothing!
She: Me too!
He: It's easy for you, you have no brains!
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He:Honey, what is that beautiful smell?
She: Perfume, you presented me yesterday.
He: I did not.
She: Oh you did, check your wallet!
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If you cant whitening your teeth start to attend solarium.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Blonde1 calls to Blonde 2
Blonde1: I see your boyfriend with fat ugly chick, I will take a shot in case.
Blonde2: Actually it's me...
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Waitng for performance blonde ate cake from the inside.
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He:Do you have a boyfriend?
She:Not exactly.
He: Not exactly a boy or not exaclty a friend?
Blonde1: I see your boyfriend with fat ugly chick, I will take a shot in case.
Blonde2: Actually it's me...
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Waitng for performance blonde ate cake from the inside.
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He:Do you have a boyfriend?
She:Not exactly.
He: Not exactly a boy or not exaclty a friend?
How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
She: My hands are frozen.
He: What a luck, I just have full sink of dirty dishes.
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Question: How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
Answer: Leave her a puzzle of 7000 pieces, if puzzle is not compound, she was definitely hanging around.
He: What a luck, I just have full sink of dirty dishes.
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Question: How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
Answer: Leave her a puzzle of 7000 pieces, if puzzle is not compound, she was definitely hanging around.
Why didn't you shave?
Wife: Why didn't you shave, we are going to theater.
Husband: I did, .... when you started to dress.
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Manager is hitting his head against a wall. Colleague asks: What happened?
Manager: You can't understand, I have to blondes in my department
Husband: I did, .... when you started to dress.
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Manager is hitting his head against a wall. Colleague asks: What happened?
Manager: You can't understand, I have to blondes in my department
Honey, we are going after 2 hours
If guy are looking to the blondes mouth all the time, it does not mean, he is listening.
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Do you know any other methods to prepare for tests, beside prays?
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Husband: "Honey, we are going after 2 hours."
Wife: "But I just washed my hairs, they will not get dry!"
Husband: "We have a hairdryer, and scissors in worst scenario."
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Do you know any other methods to prepare for tests, beside prays?
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Husband: "Honey, we are going after 2 hours."
Wife: "But I just washed my hairs, they will not get dry!"
Husband: "We have a hairdryer, and scissors in worst scenario."
Is your wife stupid?
Is your wife stupid? Maybe thats why she married you?
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Blonde gets stucked onj the elevator. Man:
"Whats wrong?"
Blonde: "They said go to the third and turn right but there are only up and down buttons."
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Blonde gets stucked onj the elevator. Man:
"Whats wrong?"
Blonde: "They said go to the third and turn right but there are only up and down buttons."
What's the difference between these two phones?
Blonde: What's the difference between these two phones?
Seller: Difference is- this is MP3 player but that- photocamera.
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Blonde is drowning. After saving one lifeguard:
"If not us, you would feed fishes at the bottom of the river!"
Blonde: "Feed fishes- by what?"
Seller: Difference is- this is MP3 player but that- photocamera.
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Blonde is drowning. After saving one lifeguard:
"If not us, you would feed fishes at the bottom of the river!"
Blonde: "Feed fishes- by what?"
I thought I did a great speech
Everyone who tastes her hinge awaits punishment on ceramic chair.
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The hardest thing when she says "Let's divorce" is not to do false start.
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I thought I did a great speech but it appears they were just waiting when boobs from the dress jumps out
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The hardest thing when she says "Let's divorce" is not to do false start.
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I thought I did a great speech but it appears they were just waiting when boobs from the dress jumps out
If I were your wife I would poison your cofee.
Blonde: If I were your wife I would poison your cofee.
Man: If I were your husband, I would drink it.
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Big girls don't cry. But they eat a lot.
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With years so much mystery added to blonde but so fewer who wanted to solve them.
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It it truth- when blondes clean teeth do they swallow toothpasta?
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Man: If I were your husband, I would drink it.
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Big girls don't cry. But they eat a lot.
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With years so much mystery added to blonde but so fewer who wanted to solve them.
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It it truth- when blondes clean teeth do they swallow toothpasta?
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Are you angry in me?
She said "no" , 5 seconds she was proud of herself, 6 hours she was crying and now she is drunk for 7 days.
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I am no a bitch, I am choosing a husband.
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All the great jobs in history was done by people who was too lazy to defend diploma.
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Q:Are you angry in me?
A:No, I am looking for shotgun.
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I am no a bitch, I am choosing a husband.
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All the great jobs in history was done by people who was too lazy to defend diploma.
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Q:Are you angry in me?
A:No, I am looking for shotgun.
Sister, do I have any hope?
In the hospital:
Patient: Sister, do I have any hope?
Nurse: Absolutely not, you are not my type.
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"Darling, lets get lover!"
"Lets get who?"
"Dog, sorry, I pondered"
Patient: Sister, do I have any hope?
Nurse: Absolutely not, you are not my type.
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"Darling, lets get lover!"
"Lets get who?"
"Dog, sorry, I pondered"
Compliment about the beautiful mustache
You do a compliment about the beautiful mustache and she is no more talking to you.
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A blonde without a sex is like a flower without water.. will die or become a cactus
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A blonde without a sex is like a flower without water.. will die or become a cactus
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Blonde you can't afford
Blonde you can't afford, you can eat with eyes.
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Sleep in first date with blonde- no problems, but if you try to insert flash drive in her computer- no, no, no, there could be virus.
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In the wedding night. Husband:
"You know, honey, if you slept with me before marriage, I would not marry you"
Wife:
"I knew that, so much men thrown me until I realized, where is the problem."
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Wife: Honey, my belly grows, seems to me, I'm pregnant.
Husband: And I even know who is father
Wife: Who?
Husband: McDonald.
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Sleep in first date with blonde- no problems, but if you try to insert flash drive in her computer- no, no, no, there could be virus.
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In the wedding night. Husband:
"You know, honey, if you slept with me before marriage, I would not marry you"
Wife:
"I knew that, so much men thrown me until I realized, where is the problem."
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Wife: Honey, my belly grows, seems to me, I'm pregnant.
Husband: And I even know who is father
Wife: Who?
Husband: McDonald.
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