Jokes about blonde and car
I came into car parking and cant believe my eyes- blonde is pouring oil in the engine. I came closer - no it's all right, she is pouring oil into washer tank.
Jokes about bunnies
-What to do if your bunny is sick?
Consultations of experienced cook in TV show.
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-If you feed your men with garlic and carrots he will be invincible in bed
-Did you try?
-No, but experiments with bunnies proved it!
Consultations of experienced cook in TV show.
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-If you feed your men with garlic and carrots he will be invincible in bed
-Did you try?
-No, but experiments with bunnies proved it!
Blonde in taxi
-No. no, Dont, enough, dont do it again!
Shout blonde in the taxi, she just did not know word "stop".
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Naked blonde stops taxi.
-Madison Avenue, please! -She said. When taxi stops, driver start starring at her.
-What are you looking at, don't you ever see naked women?- She asks.
-I did, but I wonder, where from will you get money.
Shout blonde in the taxi, she just did not know word "stop".
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Naked blonde stops taxi.
-Madison Avenue, please! -She said. When taxi stops, driver start starring at her.
-What are you looking at, don't you ever see naked women?- She asks.
-I did, but I wonder, where from will you get money.
Joke about circle of trust
-What does it mean, if you asks somebody "How do you do", and he says I'm fine?
-It means you are not in his circle of trust.
-It means you are not in his circle of trust.
Decisions, decisions, decisions
Nervous man come to psychologyst.
- Tell me, what is your job?
- I am sorting oranges.
- Tell me more.
- All day, down the chute oranges are sliding , I am standing at the bottom and sort them. Big in one basket, medium in other and small in third basket.
- So why are you nervous? You have a calm work!
- You dont understand, all day I have to make decisions, decisions, decisions!
- Tell me, what is your job?
- I am sorting oranges.
- Tell me more.
- All day, down the chute oranges are sliding , I am standing at the bottom and sort them. Big in one basket, medium in other and small in third basket.
- So why are you nervous? You have a calm work!
- You dont understand, all day I have to make decisions, decisions, decisions!
Jokes about halloween
If you date on halloween, remeber
People usually chooses a mask reflecting his inner being.
People usually chooses a mask reflecting his inner being.
Joke about blonde on heels
Husband: Why are you wearing so high heels, you cant walk.
Blonde: You told me you like tall girls.
Husband: I like smart girls too.
Blonde: Thats why I am wearing glasses.
Blonde: You told me you like tall girls.
Husband: I like smart girls too.
Blonde: Thats why I am wearing glasses.
Joke about Blonde prays
Blonde is praying to God.
-Oh, God, please make me smart I am so unhappy in my stupidity.
-Unfortunately I can't make blonde smart, but because of your belief I will make you happy.
-Oh, God, please make me smart I am so unhappy in my stupidity.
-Unfortunately I can't make blonde smart, but because of your belief I will make you happy.
PREGNANCY TEST
Husband wanted to gag his wife, draw 1 stroke on the pregnancy test.
Wife: -Honey, what means 3 strokes on pregnancy test?
Wife: -Honey, what means 3 strokes on pregnancy test?
Blonde and credit cards
Blonde: Could you imagine- our dog roasted all my credit cards.
Husband palming dog: good dog, good dog!
Husband palming dog: good dog, good dog!
Jokes about man and woman
-What is the most useful thing in the holding?
-Guilty husband!
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-Why on the world women are more than man?
-Because there are more need in cleaning up than to think.
-Guilty husband!
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-Why on the world women are more than man?
-Because there are more need in cleaning up than to think.
Jokes about dying
-When he died he left all his treasure to orphanage.
-And what is this treasure?
- 12 children.
-And what is this treasure?
- 12 children.
Jokes about court
Judge:
-When did you see victim last time.
Blondie:
- In the night from 28th to 1st.
Judge:
-In which month?
Blondie:
-You wont believe .....
-When did you see victim last time.
Blondie:
- In the night from 28th to 1st.
Judge:
-In which month?
Blondie:
-You wont believe .....
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