Operation "Clean hands" : searching for man without wedding ring.
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Blonde: Why did I tell to unknown hairdresser "Surprise me!"
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Q: Is it ok backpack for 15 years old kid with Mickey Mouse?
A: In 15 years it is ok with skull of Mickey Mouse.
What are you thinking about, honey?
She: What are you thinking about, honey?
He: About nothing!
She: Me too!
He: It's easy for you, you have no brains!
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He:Honey, what is that beautiful smell?
She: Perfume, you presented me yesterday.
He: I did not.
She: Oh you did, check your wallet!
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If you cant whitening your teeth start to attend solarium.
He: About nothing!
She: Me too!
He: It's easy for you, you have no brains!
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He:Honey, what is that beautiful smell?
She: Perfume, you presented me yesterday.
He: I did not.
She: Oh you did, check your wallet!
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If you cant whitening your teeth start to attend solarium.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Blonde1 calls to Blonde 2
Blonde1: I see your boyfriend with fat ugly chick, I will take a shot in case.
Blonde2: Actually it's me...
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Waitng for performance blonde ate cake from the inside.
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He:Do you have a boyfriend?
She:Not exactly.
He: Not exactly a boy or not exaclty a friend?
Blonde1: I see your boyfriend with fat ugly chick, I will take a shot in case.
Blonde2: Actually it's me...
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Waitng for performance blonde ate cake from the inside.
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He:Do you have a boyfriend?
She:Not exactly.
He: Not exactly a boy or not exaclty a friend?
How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
She: My hands are frozen.
He: What a luck, I just have full sink of dirty dishes.
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Question: How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
Answer: Leave her a puzzle of 7000 pieces, if puzzle is not compound, she was definitely hanging around.
He: What a luck, I just have full sink of dirty dishes.
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Question: How to control blonde while you are in business trip?
Answer: Leave her a puzzle of 7000 pieces, if puzzle is not compound, she was definitely hanging around.
Why didn't you shave?
Wife: Why didn't you shave, we are going to theater.
Husband: I did, .... when you started to dress.
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Manager is hitting his head against a wall. Colleague asks: What happened?
Manager: You can't understand, I have to blondes in my department
Husband: I did, .... when you started to dress.
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Manager is hitting his head against a wall. Colleague asks: What happened?
Manager: You can't understand, I have to blondes in my department
Honey, we are going after 2 hours
If guy are looking to the blondes mouth all the time, it does not mean, he is listening.
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Do you know any other methods to prepare for tests, beside prays?
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Husband: "Honey, we are going after 2 hours."
Wife: "But I just washed my hairs, they will not get dry!"
Husband: "We have a hairdryer, and scissors in worst scenario."
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Do you know any other methods to prepare for tests, beside prays?
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Husband: "Honey, we are going after 2 hours."
Wife: "But I just washed my hairs, they will not get dry!"
Husband: "We have a hairdryer, and scissors in worst scenario."
Is your wife stupid?
Is your wife stupid? Maybe thats why she married you?
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Blonde gets stucked onj the elevator. Man:
"Whats wrong?"
Blonde: "They said go to the third and turn right but there are only up and down buttons."
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Blonde gets stucked onj the elevator. Man:
"Whats wrong?"
Blonde: "They said go to the third and turn right but there are only up and down buttons."
What's the difference between these two phones?
Blonde: What's the difference between these two phones?
Seller: Difference is- this is MP3 player but that- photocamera.
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Blonde is drowning. After saving one lifeguard:
"If not us, you would feed fishes at the bottom of the river!"
Blonde: "Feed fishes- by what?"
Seller: Difference is- this is MP3 player but that- photocamera.
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Blonde is drowning. After saving one lifeguard:
"If not us, you would feed fishes at the bottom of the river!"
Blonde: "Feed fishes- by what?"
I thought I did a great speech
Everyone who tastes her hinge awaits punishment on ceramic chair.
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The hardest thing when she says "Let's divorce" is not to do false start.
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I thought I did a great speech but it appears they were just waiting when boobs from the dress jumps out
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The hardest thing when she says "Let's divorce" is not to do false start.
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I thought I did a great speech but it appears they were just waiting when boobs from the dress jumps out
If I were your wife I would poison your cofee.
Blonde: If I were your wife I would poison your cofee.
Man: If I were your husband, I would drink it.
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Big girls don't cry. But they eat a lot.
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With years so much mystery added to blonde but so fewer who wanted to solve them.
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It it truth- when blondes clean teeth do they swallow toothpasta?
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Man: If I were your husband, I would drink it.
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Big girls don't cry. But they eat a lot.
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With years so much mystery added to blonde but so fewer who wanted to solve them.
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It it truth- when blondes clean teeth do they swallow toothpasta?
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Are you angry in me?
She said "no" , 5 seconds she was proud of herself, 6 hours she was crying and now she is drunk for 7 days.
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I am no a bitch, I am choosing a husband.
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All the great jobs in history was done by people who was too lazy to defend diploma.
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Q:Are you angry in me?
A:No, I am looking for shotgun.
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I am no a bitch, I am choosing a husband.
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All the great jobs in history was done by people who was too lazy to defend diploma.
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Q:Are you angry in me?
A:No, I am looking for shotgun.
Sister, do I have any hope?
In the hospital:
Patient: Sister, do I have any hope?
Nurse: Absolutely not, you are not my type.
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"Darling, lets get lover!"
"Lets get who?"
"Dog, sorry, I pondered"
Patient: Sister, do I have any hope?
Nurse: Absolutely not, you are not my type.
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"Darling, lets get lover!"
"Lets get who?"
"Dog, sorry, I pondered"
Compliment about the beautiful mustache
You do a compliment about the beautiful mustache and she is no more talking to you.
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A blonde without a sex is like a flower without water.. will die or become a cactus
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A blonde without a sex is like a flower without water.. will die or become a cactus
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Blonde you can't afford
Blonde you can't afford, you can eat with eyes.
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Sleep in first date with blonde- no problems, but if you try to insert flash drive in her computer- no, no, no, there could be virus.
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In the wedding night. Husband:
"You know, honey, if you slept with me before marriage, I would not marry you"
Wife:
"I knew that, so much men thrown me until I realized, where is the problem."
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Wife: Honey, my belly grows, seems to me, I'm pregnant.
Husband: And I even know who is father
Wife: Who?
Husband: McDonald.
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Sleep in first date with blonde- no problems, but if you try to insert flash drive in her computer- no, no, no, there could be virus.
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In the wedding night. Husband:
"You know, honey, if you slept with me before marriage, I would not marry you"
Wife:
"I knew that, so much men thrown me until I realized, where is the problem."
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Wife: Honey, my belly grows, seems to me, I'm pregnant.
Husband: And I even know who is father
Wife: Who?
Husband: McDonald.
Where to break with blonde?
The best place to break with the blonde better at McDonalds. There are no sharp knives or forks or hard dishes and you can always hide behind a fat child.
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