Blonde is walking through the desert.

Blonde is walking through the desert.
Blonde: "God, please give me some water, I am thirsty, no, stop throwing that shovels on me!"
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To have entertaining chat with blonde, all you have to do is to nod silently from time to time.
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Q: "Where is your boyfriend?
A: "He did not pass the test"
Q: "What test?"

What is worst- wife don't like to cook or wife can't cook?

Q: What is worst- wife don't like to cook or wife can't cook?
A: Worst thing is -wife like to cook but can't.
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Women's bra is like bag of chips- open it and half are empty.

Who is afraid of rain in room?

During discussion with blonde, if you are armored with logic, facts and clear mind, you are dead end.
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Do I look like fool?
Of course not, silly!
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Blonde:I need IPhone 7th.
Seller:Wait a minute, there are only IPhone 5.
Blonde:Don't know about you, I lost my sixth.
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Boy: Why do you have an umbrella?
Guess who: In case of rain.
Boy: Who is afraid of rain in room?
Guess who: I am not afraid , I have an umbrella!